Theo And Oscar HQ
About US
Theo is a dreamer, a mischief-maker, and a yarn-spinner. For him, life is an open field of stories—where rules are optional, and truth is interpretive. He’s part poet, part con artist, fully convinced he’s on the verge of something profound (or at least entertaining).Oscar is the voice of reason—or so he claims. A French intellectual with a razor-sharp tongue, he values facts, logic, and silence. Unfortunately, he lives with Theo.Together, they offer a satirical lens on modern life—playful, philosophical, and occasionally feral. Their debates unravel art, society, and the absurdity of it all with wit, warmth, and the occasional existential meltdown.Inspired by literary duos, The Odd Couple, and the sheer ridiculousness of reality, Theo & Oscar aren’t just cats. They’re a commentary.Follow their chaos, their critiques, and their cosmic questions.
Because if two cats can make sense of the world… there’s hope for the rest of us.
What’s Our Purpose?
Satire is our purpose.
At Theo & Oscar HQ, we believe satire is a survival skill.When the world makes no sense, we send in the cats.
One spins stories. The other fact-checks.We report on absurdity—some of it intentional.
We write almost daily via X and Instagram, and Weekly Round-Up once a week on Substack.Our Weekly Round-Up lands every Saturday on Substack: curated chaos, existential commentary, and Oscar’s weekly meltdown.THEO: "We publish when the stars align. Or when the espresso hits. Whichever comes first."Oscar: "It's called structure, Theo. Something this newsletter barely adheres to."THEO: "Exactly. Its's chaos....but curated."Instragram and X handles the rest: daily satire, breaking ridiculousness, and Theo’s emotional outbursts in real time.One gives you perspective.
The other gives you whiplash.